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Something prickly
is brewing.🌵

The world's first cactus-powered beverage that doesn't taste like a houseplant sad lawn water. Pinky promise. 🤙
90%cactus, baby
10%unhinged chaos
100%very refreshing
prickles
that's our lil' guy
wave hi 👋
he's shy
the lineup

four flavours, one prickly family

all equally weird. all equally wonderful.

№ 01
prickles
Plain Cactus
the OG.
unbothered.
Tasting Notes clean · crisp · suspiciously hydrating
№ 02
prickles
Coconut
tropical,
but make it spiky.
Tasting Notes creamy · breezy · vacation in a bottle
№ 03
prickles
Strawberry
cute. chaotic.
crushable.
Tasting Notes sweet · pink · 0% drama, 100% berry
№ 04
prickles
Pineapple
loud. proud.
golden.
Tasting Notes zingy · sunny · nature's mic drop
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our origin story (kinda)

we squeezed the desert.

We took the toughest plant in the desert — the one that survives droughts, side-eyes the sun, and refuses to die — and we put it in a bottle.

Why? Because regular drinks are boring, and cacti are basically nature's Gatorade with attitude. Packed with hydration, antioxidants, and exactly zero apologies.

fun fact: cacti can go two years without water. our founding team can barely go two hours without coffee.
also true: our founding team once paid a stranger — visibly drunk, definitely unlicensed — to cut cactus for them. he charged double. they paid it. no one asked questions. that's called entrepreneurship.
pro tip: drink it cold. drink it fast. don't share it. that last part isn't advice, it's a warning.
heads up, friend

Launching very, very, very soon™

We're nearly ready. Like, actually nearly. Great things involve cacti, which take just a little longer to handle. Mark your calendar. Or don't. We'll find you. 🌵

launching ↓
any day now
grown in ↓
the actual desert
vibes ↓
immaculate
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cactus, but make it fact

things we learned the hard way.

90%
A cactus is up to 90% water. We just helped it leave the desert.
basically a juice box ✦
200+ yrs
Cacti can live 200+ years. Our drink, sadly, will not last that long in your fridge.
RIP fridge bottle ♡
0mm rain
They survive on almost no rain. Imagine what they could do with a marketing budget.
give them a yacht ✦